More rants about teenagers these days.

This blog talks sex. Mom and Dad, if you keep reading, you must release and hold harmless any damage to your retinas and/or any emotional or psychological scarring that may occur. Just sayin'..........

I watched The Doctors today. It was titled "The Truth About Teen Sex". I think that anyone that knows me, knows that I'm not a prude. I'm certainly not a slut or anything, but there isn't a whole lot that can shock me when it comes to talking about sex. I was in the 110. All of my 110 friends know what that means. I've also been with the same person for over 10 years now, so it's fair to say that I'm a little "out of touch" with what's out there, as far as dating, and whatnot. But holy shit this was a shocker. I'm not even talking about these "rainbow parties" that they have. I've heard of rainbow parties before, and although, I can't believe they have them, that's not even what's so shocking to me. (BTW, a rainbow party is a party where girls each wear a different color lipstick and take turns giving guys blow jobs and their lipstick color stays on the boy's wiener and the boys "compare" all of the colors they got) If these sorts of parties existed when I was in high school I was completely oblivious to them. And even though I think rainbow parties are disgusting and degrading (I don't even like to drink after someone else) there are far worse things going on. I think I'm going to have to agree with Bill Clinton on this one. Is oral sex, sex? No. I don't think so. I think it's very intimate and personal and a strong "rounding third base and headed for home" situation, but in my opinion, sex=penetration.

No, what's so shocking to me is the other stuff the girls were saying. Things like "Well, I didn't want to lose my virginity, so I just had anal sex with him." What?????!!!!! JUST anal sex?!?!?!?!?! This completely blows my mind! I'm 31 years old and have never done that! They also have these sex parties. Last time I checked those were called orgies and they didn't happen in high school. Or college. Or anywhere other than porn movies and HBO specials. Oh, and they bite each other too. Like, Twilight style. Yep.